(SAT)urdays

oh, how collegeboard must have laughed when they came up with the infamous "SAT" acronym. 
oh, how i hate you collegeboard. you have a monopoly on college entrance exams and you call yourself non-profit. non-profit my butt!!!!
taking the november sats, and my pre test trauma has officially settled in. i hope it gets nice and cozy because it will stay with me for two weeks.   i think i'm going to live a very chaste and celibate lifestyle for the next two weeks. i will attempt to jam as many vocabulary words as my brain will allow. please god, let me pass my first time. please. 
i should have worked harder.
i should have studied smarter.
but i didn't.
and now i will have a dingy, horrible score to taunt me and prove my worthlessness.
i hate this.


-grass